"The Candy Store" New Original Song

Wishing everyone a happy and fun-filled Friday, the 13th! Here's a brand new song. It couldn't be any rougher: it is literally the first and only time that the song has been played, and it may never get played again, but I thought that it was fun enough to pass along. The time frame covered in the song is about a week, but it is a compression for art's sake. Like Monty Python's mattress salesmen, a week equals about forty years, give or take two or three. If you like it, feel free to "like" it on FB or comment.